Can We Have Our Lives Back?

We at BwG have been apologizing for this damned spill thing long enough. We're not going to do anymore, we're getting back to our lives. We've been in discussions with the people in Washington D.C. and after we've shown them some of our recently acquired evidence, they are in firm agreement with us. For those of you across the pond, you'll be receiving notification forthwith that your government supports our points-of-view, and believe that they are not in the wrong either.

It's time for all Americans to get off their behinds and stop blaming us.

We have valid information that one or more of the scenarios is true regarding the recent spot of bother in the gulf. (More details on each of these scenarios will be forthcoming.)

1. It is the Alaskans. Protecting their own oil and seafood businesses. Although Alaska is not normally considered part of Flyover Country, let's get real. Would anybody really want to land there?
2. It is the Chinese.
3. It is the Oklahomans (or is that Oklahomen?) and Texans. We think it is because we're making more money than they are and that our rigs are prettier.
4. New Englanders taking advantage of Gulf fishing losses.
5. It's one of many more scenarios we will think up over the next few days.

Remember the current administration in Washington hails from Flyover Country.

Can you really trust them to tell you the truth?

BwG - You know you can trust us...